All I wanna do is drink beer for breakfast...

...because compared to going to work, it's a much better use of my time.

Watch out upper class, white Valley residents......they're coming for you

I'm not sure which part of this wonderfully objective ad I find most offensive. The fact that it's laced with nationalism and racism? The fact that it tries to elicit a purchase based solely on fear? The implication that at any moment you or your children could be snatched up by a rouge brown-skinned man, with whom you've had no previous interaction with that would warrant a kidnapping? That they breed living, sentient beings like security systems rolling off the assembly line? No, I think it's that their company slogan itself states that YOUR beloved dog is "just a dog" and insinuates that said dog is inferior and valueless because it wasn't bred to bite the crotch off a Mexican. I can just foresee the flurry of blood and fur when the poor yard workers in Paradise Valley start getting mistaken for "kidnappers". Still believe in a free market? 'Cause this is exactly the kind of shit it makes acceptable.